Not me, but my puppy dog at the puppy park last week cut one, then after the fart proceeded to squeeze one out, it was a grass turd, the most stubborn of all the puppy turds, they get stuck in the butthole half way out, so I had two choices, either pull it out of this butthole with my hands or have him walk around the lake with a puppy turd half way out his puppy butt like a man smoking a tightly rolled Dominican corona.
